onedeadpoet:

Let’s see if you’ve been doing your edges today, baby girl.

Hmmmm…swollen, red but not nearly wet enough. Look, it’s taking me over a minute to get you back on the edge. That’s unacceptable. Back on the chair. Yes, in the straps. I have to do it myself. I think I have to get the wand, too. That always makes you nice and wet and twitchy.

*soft groan of frustration that’s better than any song*